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Aug 13, 2012

Never Ever Lie To A Woman


A man called home to his wife and said, ‘Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
 
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'
 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
 
You'll love the answer,folks......

The wife replied, '
I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! 
Posted by Willybright Elvis at 12:01 PM

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