> 
> A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday,while
> his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went
> through so he prayed: 
> 'Dear Lord: 
> I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through.
> So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a
> day.    
> Amen!'
> 
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke so early as a
> woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,Awakened the
> kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,
> Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and
> picked up the dry cleaning,Took it to the cleaners, Went
> grocery shopping, 
> Then drove home to put away the groceries, He cleaned the
> cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was
> already 01P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, Do the
> laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen
>  floor,
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
> argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies
> and got the kids organized
> to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and
> watched TV while
> he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
> washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
> snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the
> kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, Bathed the
> kids, And put them to bed. At 09 P.M . He was exhausted and,
> though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed
> where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
> through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and
> immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 
> 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
> wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
> Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
> 
> Amen!'
> 
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
> 'My
>  son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be
> happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll
> just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
> night.' 
> Women'